Well, I gathered from the buttocks, watched the video again and this is what I have gleaned thus far:
- Chris Dane Ownes -- hereafter referred to as CDO (pronounced ‘Coh-doh’) – as Dread Pirate Roberts rides through forest, sees Ginger from ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and joins a dressage tourney
- Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzig sail toward the Cliffs of Insanity
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO and Ginger share some brief ‘Brady Bunch’-style screen time
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO gives Ginger a lift on his trusty steed
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO makes Ginger give his trusty steed a rest. (“Jeesh, lady! What do you do? Eat bacon for a living?”)
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO & Ginger realize it’s stupid to walk when they have a trusty steed RIGHT THERE. So, they climb aloft and spoon.
- Ginger runs to Shelley-CDO. They’ve both managed to find a change of clothes.
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO does battle with snowballs.
- The Three Weird Sisters rush the audience
- Ginger proves herself to be a totally ineffectual swordswoman.
- More from the Brady Bunch
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO fights masked figure – and provokes a stampede
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO and Ginger flee. (Whether they are fleeing the masker figure, stampede or nothing in particular is uncertain at this juncture.)
- And, more Brady Bunch. The audience might actually recognize some of these characters from earlier in the music video.
*puff puff*
This is getting too hard -- and it's not nearly as coherent as what auntlori was able to piece together.
I commission the participants on this blog to flesh out a screenplay based on this tantalizing teaser of a music video!
Dude.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of magic spell to use... TO DRIVE THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!?!
Thunder and lightning to forget this thing frightening!
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Bonny. I'm sure to have nightmares tonight.
ReplyDeleteOh. my. goodness.
ReplyDeleteI think that WAS my nightmare.
Another reason, kids, to say NO to drugs.
I will be the voice of dissent.
ReplyDeleteThat was so totally brilliant!
another cult flick..... AWESOME!
I will admit that there was a certain genius to it. But, could you decipher a narrative?
ReplyDeleteAt least Kate Bush had "Cathy-in-red-dress-high-kicks-and-mime-skates-in-field".
I think my favorite part is around 2:21. The Miss America Pageant... IN SPACE!!
ReplyDeletea narrative?
ReplyDeletesure!
castle anthrax is being held by insidious forces. the only one who can save the ladies is bowie-man.
his reward, should he succeed in the quest and free the ladies is..... a lifetime supply of hair products.
should he fail in his mission, he will be doomed to spend his life riding a horse through the fog. sans female escort.
awaiting part II with tremendous an-ti-ci-pa-tion (see:carly simon)
I'm surprised at you, janice, that you could not come up with something. and you reading/watching WS -- you should be INSPIRED!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I gathered from the buttocks, watched the video again and this is what I have gleaned thus far:
ReplyDelete- Chris Dane Ownes -- hereafter referred to as CDO (pronounced ‘Coh-doh’) – as Dread Pirate Roberts rides through forest, sees Ginger from ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and joins a dressage tourney
- Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzig sail toward the Cliffs of Insanity
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO and Ginger share some brief ‘Brady Bunch’-style screen time
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO gives Ginger a lift on his trusty steed
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO makes Ginger give his trusty steed a rest. (“Jeesh, lady! What do you do? Eat bacon for a living?”)
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO & Ginger realize it’s stupid to walk when they have a trusty steed RIGHT THERE. So, they climb aloft and spoon.
- Ginger runs to Shelley-CDO. They’ve both managed to find a change of clothes.
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO does battle with snowballs.
- The Three Weird Sisters rush the audience
- Ginger proves herself to be a totally ineffectual swordswoman.
- More from the Brady Bunch
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO fights masked figure – and provokes a stampede
- Dread Pirate Roberts-CDO and Ginger flee. (Whether they are fleeing the masker figure, stampede or nothing in particular is uncertain at this juncture.)
- And, more Brady Bunch. The audience might actually recognize some of these characters from earlier in the music video.
*puff puff*
This is getting too hard -- and it's not nearly as coherent as what auntlori was able to piece together.
I commission the participants on this blog to flesh out a screenplay based on this tantalizing teaser of a music video!